I used to be a good looking tasting turkey, but not any more. I'm an old lady now. All I had to do was throw on a dress and grab my purse and jewelry and go. And now people have me hanging me up here, in this huge place. I'm worried about what they eat here. I sure hope it's not turkey, I mean old ladies. If they eat old ladies, this one is out of here, I mean fast too!
There's only a few days til Thanksgiving. I have decided to dress up in camouflage. I used construction paper in forest green and yellow green. Maybe I'll blend in at McDonald's. When I saw the menu that said turkey fritters, I thought I probably should leave. Maybe I would blend in at school. I saw the lunch menu that day and it was turkey drumsticks, so I left school. Then I thought of grass. So, I found some dry tall grass. That was PERFECT! I am pretty sure I will survive. I will be able to tell you if I survive on Nov. 29th.
Thanks and bye, G.I.Turkey